- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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