knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Women's rights

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

I LIKE TRAINS

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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