- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I dont have a girlfriend

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

tommy is retared

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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