- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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