What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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