- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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