Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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9/11

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Oh s***

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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