Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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im gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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My name is Jeff

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so how about that irline food

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Anti Joke

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