How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

knock knock no ones home

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

I'm hungry.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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