- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Come in.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Urban ghettos

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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