Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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