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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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