what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Me Neither.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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