Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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