Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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arena football

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Women's professional sports

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Your text.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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