- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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