A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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