I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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