Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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