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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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