- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

its funny cuz i laughed!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

wanna here a joke? you.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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