- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

penis?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

You know what's natural? Bears.

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