- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why? Why Not?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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