What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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being sober in a bar fight

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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