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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Nickelback.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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you just read an anti-joke

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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