which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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I grunt when I poop.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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