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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Your mom is not fat!

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.