Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Dance is a sport

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

homosexuals are gay

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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