- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

homosexuals are gay

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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