- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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