- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what tall and looks like a jew?

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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