Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Anti Joke

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