why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Refrigerator

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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don't read this

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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