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VAL SUCKS

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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