- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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