- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

kill yourself

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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