What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Women's rights

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Ron Paul for President!

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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