- Anti Joke

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.