- Anti Joke

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

7+5=12

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

women's rights

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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