what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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