What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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