Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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