- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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