- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

No soap radio

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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