Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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