Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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