- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

what's worse then a blowjob?

Vaginal secretions

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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