Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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This isn't funny.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Z.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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