what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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