Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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