Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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willie revilame

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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