- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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