- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

this is not a drill.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

U mad?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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