- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Justin Bieber.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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