patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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no

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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U mad?

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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