Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Religionh

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Get on your knees Ho

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Anti Joke

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