- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

How do you make a little girl cry?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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