How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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