- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Punching a baby

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.