Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

your mother

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

* anti-punchline

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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