Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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I once did something.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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