Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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