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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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