- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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