- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Sex education in Texas.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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