- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

So one time there was this woman learning...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

do you have a wife?

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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