- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Horse with a chair on his head.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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