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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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