tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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