- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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