why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What? Why?

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock knock Shut up

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Man U

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

race-car = rac-ecar

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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