A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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retard

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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