Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's blue? The sky.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

* anti-punchline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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