- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

im at school

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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