- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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