I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A black man comes home from work.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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