True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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