Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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mark is life

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Yanter, Look it up

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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