- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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