A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

womens rights

What do you call your mom? Mom

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

fduck

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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