- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Replacement Referees

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??