What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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My name is Jeff

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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