- Anti Joke

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who is John Galt?

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

Do you like apples? Yes

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR