- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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