- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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