- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

My penis is big... not.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

kesha is a virgin.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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