- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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