- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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