A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Anti Joke

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