- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why do I hate food? I don't.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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