What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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don't read this

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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