- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Lil Wayne

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A French man gets into a fight

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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