Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Kefka > Sephiroth

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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