- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mom.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

It says so on your cap.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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