pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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don't read this

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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