- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

its funny cuz i laughed!

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