- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

I am very humble.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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