Chuck Norris screams in pain.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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