What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Not a joke.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Sarah Palin

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock knock Shut up

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

for keeps?

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