THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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