A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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It says so on your cap.

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Your mom.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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BOTTOM!!!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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