A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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