- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

An Italian leaves the mofia

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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